Excommunicanis

Fursona non grata.

Break Regula I on Den grounds and the bell is rung. One hour later, the Den withdraws every service, every blanket and every friend in the building. It has done this for two thousand years, and it has never once rung the bell twice.
Modus operandi

How the bell is rung

A breach is reported to the desk. Signor Rufus confirms it, sighs, and rings the bell once. The guest is told, kindly, that they are Excommunicanis, and is given one hour's grace, the courtesy of the Den, to finish their drink and gather their things.

At the end of the hour the Den does nothing at all. That is the point. No purreus is accepted, no water is brought, no door opens, and every guest in the building suddenly has somewhere else to be. Requiescat in pats.

I Hour's grace
CCXL Doors that will not open
0 Blankets
I Ring of the bell, ever
Examen conscientiae

Has the Den revoked your services?

Eight questions about how you behave on Den grounds. Answer honestly. The Adjudicatt is not present, but there is a glass at the edge of the table, and it is watching.

Begin the examen
Via redemptionis

The way back

Gradus I

Mea culpaw

One apology, sincere, to the person you had the drama with. Once. Not as a thread. Not with a screenshot of the apology.

Gradus II

Opus bonum

One hour helping somebody fix their avatar, rig their tail or find the mirror, without once saying “well, actually.”

Gradus III

Appeal to the Mensa Alta

Bring the Adjudicatt something to knock off the table. If it falls on the first try, the bell is unrung. It always falls on the first try.

Nota bene

Nobody is blocked here.

This site keeps no list, blocks nobody and reports nobody to anyone. There is no desk, no bell and no Mensa Alta. If you want to step away from a thread, though, the Den thinks that's a lovely idea.